no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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