Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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