I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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