I'm jealous of your bromance
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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