Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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