next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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