just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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