Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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