Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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