playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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