he wants to bone in the snuggie
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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