In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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