Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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