I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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