Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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