I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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