I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm too high and old for this...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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