her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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