u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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