I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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