whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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