so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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