420 ftw
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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