I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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