There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
