why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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