so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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