Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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