There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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