it was like his penis was on wheels.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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