There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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