: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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