I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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