all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
