Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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