So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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