yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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