Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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