There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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