You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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