the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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