How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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