I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
so let's talk penis.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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