So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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