just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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