so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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