I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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