I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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