clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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