She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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