Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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