He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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