No more Irish car bombs ever.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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