He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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